The Breakup

When a relationship ends one of them will be emotional and say that the other is making a big mistake by ending the relationship and say something of this as last thing, ‘You’ll never find anybody like me again.’ And I was thinking: why on earth should I hope too. Isn’t that why we break up with people? If I don’t want you, why would I want somebody just like you? Does anybody end a bad relationship and say, “ By the way, do you have a twin?”

First of all love makes you blind and on top of it emotions make you talk foolish.

Beard

Today morning while I was shaving a thought came across; it’s been more then 10 years that I started shaving. Why on earth it grows so fast, thick and dense? If I miss shaving for a few days I cannot shave it with my blade and need to go to a salon.

Something struck to me then, the growth rate at which my beard has, if it was there for my career or for my finance where will I be today? In 10 long years what position I would have been with that growth rate?

Does anyone know how to measure the growth rate of a beard? Why I am asking is that I have a gut feeling that I would have been the richest man in this world by now, with that growth rate.

Grammar and I

It was quite sometime that I wanted to write, it’s just that I wanted to put my thoughts in words. Whenever I share it with my friends, the reply I always get is that points are good but watch out for the grammar. I had a big problem in coming up with the title for this. It should be Grammar and Me or Me and Grammar or Grammar and I for that matter?

So the task at hand was to improve my grammar, so went and bought a grammar book. Started reading it and took a verb ‘Must’, he started by saying that it’s a Modal Auxiliary Verb I had to first find out what this Auxiliary Verb was? Then Third Person Singular Usage was discussed. Then came usage in questions and negatives, this was easy, now came using the infinitives and in that: progressive, perfect and passive infinitives. All this was well above my head, but I was able to manage it. The final blow came when I read that “Must has no Infinitive or Participles or Past Tense. I was totally confused and whatever I read just forgot.

Just wonder where in the brain did it go and get stored. When I looked at the table of contents there were other verbs, pronouns, adjectives what not, one thing I understood is Grammar and me are like oil and water we just don’t go together.

I just started wondering, if people ask me, what should I answer. So the first thing that struck me was, Rules are meant to be broken, but that did not convince me, finally I rationalized it by saying to myself that god has not given me a face like Steve Martin in the movie Roxanne which can make people laugh looking at me, let them have a laugh reading my article………

A puzzle I never understood, can someone help me out?

At 26 you find more then half the circle of friends one has either got married or into a relationship, and where ever you go, relatives, friends, there parents ask the same question ‘So when are you going to get married?’ with a big smiling face. I feel the other way around as if they are asking me hey buddy how long are you going to be happy?

You go to a movie or a park you just find lovers just cannot keep their hands off each other. I just wonder why Fevicol does not go with this concept for their advertisements. I found one more thing strange once a boy and a girl fall in love they just spend most of the time alone with each other and don’t meet up with others much, what in the world do they talk all the time a minimum of 5 hours a day when they are together and 3 to 4 hours on phone at night for months and years. That puzzle is never solved I asked few of my friends who ever are in love, never got a proper reply, believe me the answer was almost same but put in different way and that was ‘once you are in love you will know’. And one more thing is never call a girl or a boy who is in love at night times, number will be always busy.

If anyone out there has any answer please let me know.